Question: If you weren’t a painter what would you like to be?
Yoda: A musician or a filmmaker.
Q: Do you sing?
Y: Yes, in the shower (laugh)
Q: If someone makes a song about you, who would you like it to be?
Y: Just one song? Why not an entire album? (laugh). Hmmm, Lou Reed.
Q: And if a filmmaker would make a movie about you?
Y: Easy, Tim Burton, Michel Gondry, or David Lynch.
Q: And a writer?
Y: Michael Ende or Janette Winterson.
Q: But Michael Ende is dead.
Y: You never said it has to be alive (giggle).
Q: Ok, ok. Which famous painter would you like to make your portrait?
Y: G. Helnwein or Arturo Rivera
Q: And which famous photographer?
Y: Eugenio Recuenco or Joel-Peter Witkin
Q: And if someone who you admire could make your portrait?
Y: In photo I’d like oladios or Slow Cheetah and in drawing szaza or occam’s razor
Q: If you could do any of these two what would you choose: to breathe underwater or to fly?
Y: Fly away
Q: To where?
Y: That’s my secret.
Q: Which is your fashion style?
Y: Like a safe box: you don’t know how the combination is (laugh)
Q: What kind of cat would you be?
Y: A poser.